The many thoughts of jorge

ok so jorge, also known as jorg, george, gorg, greg, jeff, jeg, jug, gage, jpeg, joge, glug, jeopardy and like anything else u can think of that starts with a j or g, is in my science class and is friends with salad grr. today in science i thought he had overheard who i had a crush on and i said dont tell him and he said he wasnt listening but then stupid freaking xander told glug who i liked and stupid freaking jeopardy told salad i liked him grrrr. also he refuses to dance with me, said he didnt like my mcdonalds toddler toy, and he also wont worship my crab necklace and those are reasons i dont like him as well. hes pretty harmless tho if ur not talking about all the salad stuff. also he doesnt know this wiki exists. also i said greg hate club and salad said ¨no¨ so sry but im doing it anyways salad can not stop me.

update talked to him today to ask who all he told and he told aiden grr but he was laughing and not in a cruel way grrr why is he hard to hate stop that gaje not allowed he said salad gave him ten bucks to tell salad i like him so i guess its forgivable but i still gave him a thumbs down all of science class lol middle finger is prohibated and im dissapointed not mad

A Later Update

so i keep jokingly proposing to him and calling him my husband and salad says jorge thinks im weird and doesnt rly like me bc of it idc though. also in my dream last night there was a note that said student name: jorge     reason why absent: died- external sources    its was rly weird