Malewife

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malewife is a boypretty 8th grade boy that doesnt know that there are a bunch of people trying to get photos of him. his fluffy hair supremacy, mullets and cj the ginger (also owen the ginger) inferiority. i have 16 photos of him, i know there are at least 2 other photos, 1 video, and 2 voice recordings going around. his cousin takes most pictures of him and sends them to lisa who shows some people who show other people and so on. the rest of us take pics of him in the hallway or wherever, and i exchange photos of him with an 8th grade girl. his cousin now wants us to delete them, but nobody cares lol. i dont think anyone actually wants to date him, hes just really pretty

there are also notecards that say things like "malewife, male wife (pass it on)" being passed around in class as a result of this phenomenom. malewife has spread across the school, inevitably. malewife x girlboss

"malewife x girlboss" x3 to summon him

this is no longer valid since lisa made the malewife article, the photos that people have have changed, and also malewife knows (and hates us)